InsaneJournal

Current mood:

*SNERK*

La La Laaaa...
Heading from an AFA spam message (No idea WHY I'm getting these, but they're funny sometimes, so it's ok.) in my inbox:

Have You Patronized BLASPHEMY Lately?

*eyes Windsor & Lorena*
Have you been telling them about my Angelslash/Nephilimslash fetishes again??? *SNERK*


In Other News - "Hey, Ma! I'm an online predator! XD XD XD"

No, really! XD

moth_in_flamez text's me out of the blue tonight, saying that her grandmother is "nervous" about her talking to me and is convinced that I'm some perverted pedophile/axe-murderer type who's out to get her precious granddaughter and defile/decapitate her.

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!

She's apparently hiring someone to do a background check on me. Like, a Private Investigator or something. My question is, does this mean I get to wear the pretty dresses and curls and dark, dramatic lipstick a-la cherished Film Noir tradition, and do I really have to smoke those cigarettes with the long stem thingies? Because I'll take the pretty dresses and such, but if it's all the same to them, I'd rather pass on the cigarettes. I'm allergic. >_>

Anyway. Her grandmother is, of course, completely ignoring the fact that A.) Moth and I have been buds for at least a couple of years now, and B.) Moth is a 21 year-old woman, which kinda cancels out the whole pedophilia thing. The worst I could be a is a lesbian. *leers liek wo*

As we discussed the merits of my apparent lesbianism, ("Wait...does this mean I'm gay??", "Are you saying you AREN'T?? You're breaking my heart, here!!") along with musings over what the heck her grandmother is smoking, I decided to blog this.

Because clearly, this Precious Moment needs to be shared. XD

x-posted to my lj